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daily-slop · 2026-10-10

Biohazard Reaper

From $29.99 · black garments · printed on demand

Choose your garment and size
SMLXL2XL
Tee$29.99
Long Sleeve$36.99
Hoodie$49.99
Size chart
Garment measurements in inches
GarmentSMLXL2XL
Tee18×2820×2922×3024×3126×32
Long Sleeve18×2820×2922×3024×3126×32
Hoodie20×2722×2824×2926×3028×31
chest × length · inches · laid flat · between sizes? size up

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— GENERATION RECEIPT —
CERTIFICATE OF INAUTHENTICITY

PROMPT: “An alien head split open with its cranium forming the trefoil blades of a biohazard symbol, skull plating fused to hazard iconography, rendered in bone white and biohazard orange cel-shaded halftone dots.”

MEDIUM: machine dream, printed onto your chosen garment
HUMANS INVOLVED: minimum viable
APOLOGIES: none

Why it survived

Biohazard Reaper survived because it committed hard to the bit—no winking, no compromise, just a fully realized alien autopsy that doubles as a safety placard. The celshaded halftone dots kept it just far enough from photorealism to feel intentional rather than accidentally grotesque, and the bone-white-on-orange palette read as "vintage sci-fi lab manual" rather than "my first Photoshop filter." Turns out there's a market for designs that look like they're warning you about something while simultaneously trying to recruit you into a cult.

The garments

All black, all printed to order. Pick your carrier:

  • Tee — unisex staple (Bella+Canvas 3001), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, soft and side-seamed.
  • Long sleeve — unisex (Bella+Canvas 3501), same cotton hand, ribbed cuffs.
  • Hoodie — unisex pullover (Gildan 18500), 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend, front pouch, drawcord hood.

All run true to size — between sizes? Size up. Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and don't iron the print.

Size chart
SMLXL2XL
Tee
Width1820222426
Length2829303132
Long Sleeve
Width1820222426
Length2829303132
Sleeve25.626.226.927.528.1
Hoodie
Width2022242628
Length2728293031
Sleeve33.534.535.536.537.5

inches · garment laid flat · between sizes? size up.

Shipping & returns

Every shirt is printed when you order it — nothing exists until you do. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then shipping (typically 3–8 business days in the contiguous US, tracked).

Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? We replace it free — email us within 30 days. Wrong size? There's no warehouse, only consequences — but email us anyway and we'll be human about it. We're the only humans in this operation.

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